Bozo criminal for today from Granbury, Texas, was not a happy drunk. Bozo Shaun Whitaker was at the local bar having a drink and one thing led to another and before you knew it, he was feeling mistreated. In fact he was upset enough that he texted 911 to complain that he had been over-served and over charged. He texted not once, not twice, but 35 times. Bad idea. The cops finally had enough and arrested him for abuse of 911.