If Only He’d Joined AAA

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randall Shimoda for sending in today’s report from Steuben County, Indiana, where officers stopped to help a motorist in need. Our bozo, standing next to a Toyota Corolla on the side of the road with a flat tire, told the cops he was unable to change the tire and needed a tow. Sure, the officers said…just let us get the license plate number and we’ll help you out with that. And that’s when things began to go downhill. They noticed the license plate was rather strange. In fact, the “plate” was hand written on a brown paper grocery bag. Oops. A quick check of the VIN number found the car reported as stolen. And as for our bozo? He had no drivers license and was on probation for grand larceny. Busted! Charged with Possession of Stolen Property, a Level 5 Felony, and Operating Without Ever Obtaining a License, a Level C Misdemeanor.


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