Bozo criminal for today comes from Fairfield, Maine, where police radar clocked bozo Robert Crain doing 110 in a 45 MPH zone. The officer reported the Toyota Corolla was traveling so fast it appeared to leave the surface after hitting a bump. Yikes! The officer gave chase only to have our bozo pull into a Circle K. A quick interrogation seemed to be going nowhere until the passenger said she needed to use the restroom. Really, really needed to use the restroom. When she returned, our bozo had been charged with criminal speed, operating after suspension, violating conditions of release and operating under the influence. Guess the “Nature Calls” plea didn’t work this time.