Strange That All the Cars In This Lot Are Black and White

Bozo criminal for today comes from Wyandotte, Michigan, where our unidentified bozo decided to take a nice relaxing drive along the riverfront. And what’s a relaxing drive without a drink or two, right? Well, maybe not. It seems he lost his way and made a wrong turn…right into the Wyandotte Police Department parking lot. Oops. When the cops confronted him and asked how much he had to drink, he replied, “Enough but not enough.” That’s where you’re wrong. Busted after blowing a .21. Charged with DUI.

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